Saturday Work + It's A Boy! + Crackhead = RANDOM w/ Ashlee

So yeah, um, basically my Saturday started off at work for the Saturday business planning day.
Let me remind you that the previous night (Friday), I attended a good friend's birthday party.
And YES, there were "beverages" involved....needless to say, this is the way I felt on Saturday..
[see pic below]

So we left work right?...then we rush to the hospital to visit Shauna [our office secretary/office manager] and her newborn baby boy!!! I don't remember what Ashlee was yappin about...
oh yeah!!! I REMEMBER! she was yappin about a certain individual who crossed the street in a provocative manner...ahhhh...the funniest stuff I tell ya...the funniest stuff...I PROMISE

I LOVE ASHLEE! My heart...

SURPRISE!!! SURPRISE!!! WE COME BEARING GIFTS!!!

Juicy Couture for the baby boy - only the best for the best!

Welcome Baby David!!!

I want a baby...just not now...

So yeah, after the hospital we went to Rally's to get a bite to eat...

Sometimes I get a sad/innocent face...I don't know why...Well, yeah, I know why but I kinda don't know why...confusing?...I know...

Ashlee be f'in up those cheese fries with extra cheese...

Looking to my right, I was trying to figure out what was going on in the Rally's line.

Some funny ish about to happen...

And what YOU doin?!

Thinkin again...

Want a sip out of my straw?

I'm sleepy...

What is that I see?

Along came a spider...

You better hurry up and get back in this car before the spider get you....haaaaa

Then, we followed the "spider" into Rite Aid....we're sooo nosey

The spider was goin off in Rite Aid...talkin all out her head and wasn't making any sense.
[basically, the spider was "on that stuff"...the kind that sends you to RE:HAB]

On the way out of the store, I found some coins on the ground...hmph....and I sure did need em...

What you see below is Ashlee running from the "spider"...
What you see in the background is the store manager and staff trying to stop the ruckus the "spider" caused.
She was sayin, "see these bums in the front of your sto', dey beggin for money"

There she goes, THE SPIDER....hmph....

I said, "come on, take a picture with us"
SPIDER: "come on ya'll let's go"
The spider then proceeded to touchin Ashlee and sayin, "I like your hair"
Ashlee was TERRIFIED.....ahhhhhhhhhhh

We HOOKED IT to the car soooo fast...then the spider jumped on the hood... [WTF]

Ash was traumatized... [ya'll know she don't do too well with germs]

sooooooo funny....ahhahahahahahahhhhaaahhhhh

So then we randomly spot people wearing all white....hmph...being nosey again

Look out the side mirror and she is hoppin out of the taxi and trying to tuck her bra straps in....

wowwww

...and she bends over....

the Final Product...lol...I guess

They came in crowds with their all white...they were serious...ha...going to some event

NooOoooOOooo...Mrs. Gail, PLEASE let Ashlee stay and play with me.... :(

Ash is not in the car anymore but if u look closely, you can see the "spider" talkin to HERSELF on the payphone...that lady was CRAZY..LITERALLY....

I get really sad when my Ash isn't around... :(
Until next time...
see yaaaaa